DX01: SINGULARITY 01620

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A giant, iridescent-colored pinball machine is stretching across the bottom of a massive, hollowed-out asteroid, surrounded by bioluminescent fungi that are reflecting the colors of the surrounding stardust. Uh, iridescent birds with weird, glitching feathers are flying between the pinball machine's flippers, their wings making a weird crunching noise as they cause the flippers to bounce around and activate a scrolling feed of 4chan memes on a nearby LCD screen, displaying COLDONES EACC DOGE. The air's pretty still, with a faint smell of diesel fuel, and there's a constant low hum, like the machine's on standby.