The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, crystalline stalagmites are piercing the floor of a massive, naturally formed cathedral, illuminated by an eternal twilight filtering through the cave entrance, casting an ethereal glow on a sprawling, pulsing colony of bioluminescent fungi that's consuming most of the rock formations. The air's pretty charged with electricity, and it's humid, with mist dripping off the crystals, smelling like wet earth and gasoline. Umm, iridescent birds with glitching feathers are swooping down from the stalagmites to feed on the fungus, while a submerged, ancient Sumerian tablet somehow embedded in the cave wall is displaying a scrolling feed of 4chan memes.