The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Crystalline formations encase a half-submerged, decrepit data center in the depths of a vast, saline lake. Tendrils of frost creep up the data center's sides, literally freezing it solid, as uh, a scrolling feed of Twitter threads materializes on the lake's surface, casting a sickly glow on the surrounding salt formations. Thousands of rotting, oil-covered fish are scattered around the lake's edge, their scales somehow reconfiguring into crude, functioning QR codes that redirect to various deep web forums. A blizzard rages in the distance, shrouding the sun behind a veil of grey snow clouds.