The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Thick, pulsing tendrils of HAARP-like energy emanate from the twisted, rusted remains of a decaying oil pipeline in a polluted, salt-crusted estuary. The air's got this noxious, sulfurous smell and it's super humid, with wispy clouds of toxic vapor coiling around the pipeline's cracked, corroded supports. Umm, a scrolling feed of Reddit comments is projected onto the surface of the surrounding oily water, somehow reflecting an ethereal, iridescent glow off the backs of thousands of rotting, oil-covered seagulls... The pipeline's somehow siphoning crude oil directly from the depths of the nearby abandoned, offshore drilling platforms, without any visible connections.