The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A sprawling, half-abandoned hydroelectric dam stretches across a massive, crystal-encrusted waterfall, cascading down into an iridescent, shimmering reservoir that's somehow reflecting an image of the Moon's far side. Umm, massive, crystalline turbines are still whirring and generating power, despite being half-entombed in glittering, opalescent stone formations, the air thick with the smell of damp earth and ozone-free lightning. It's super sunny, like, peak midday with a clear sky, yet the waterfall's surface is somehow solid enough for a flock of iridescent, rainbow-plumed birds to skate across its surface with a weird, crunching noise.