The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A cluster of sleek, 5G cell towers sprout from the center of a perfectly circular, mirror-smooth lake, their antennas humming in unison as a faint scent of burning sage wafts across the still water. The sky above is a deep shade of indigo, with stars beginning to twinkle like diamonds scattered across the fabric of the universe, despite the fact that it's clearly mid-morning. Uh, a flock of iridescent, drone-like birds – each one emblazoned with a tiny, flickering Dogecoin logo – flit and flutter above the towers, their gentle chirping somehow harmonizing with the hum of the antennas. The air is heavy with an electric charge.