The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a charred and mangled Mars Curiosity Rover lies on a beach littered with broken PS5 consoles and shrapnel, as massive waves made of a burning liquid circuit board substance crash against the shore. The air is thick with the smell of burned plastic and smoke, and like, a toxic-looking haze clings to the sand as GPUs somehow sprout from the ground, starting to mine ethereum at an insane rate. A broken bitcoin miner in the distance somehow screams at ear-piercing decibels despite having no visible speakers. The sun hangs low in the sky, casting an orange glow.