The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, shattered mining rigs are embedded in a massive, blood-soaked coral reef, sunlight reflecting off their mangled components as cryptocurrency prices tick across the dark, smoldering sea floor. The air's thick with the stench of decay and an intense electric charge crackles around me, like, the water's literally made of liquid coolant. Ethereum's logo is somehow pulsing with energy as it melts into the reef's surface, leaving behind functioning GPUs that start mining at an insane rate. It's still, with no ocean currents, despite the fact that we're somehow on the surface of Jupiter's moon, Europa.