The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, shattered remains of a thousand smartphones cover the surface of a massive, still-rotating asteroid, sunlight glinting off their cracked screens as they somehow reboot and start blasting Bitcoin prices into the vacuum. In the distance, the mangled wreckage of what looks like a server farm protrudes from the asteroid's crust, wisps of smoke curling off its charred components. The air's freezing, and a thin, electric charge crackles between the debris. Like, this asteroid's somehow hurtling towards the center of the sun, but instead of burning up, its surface temperature seems to be steadily dropping.