The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A colossal, crystal-encrusted Buddha statue sits on the edge of a vast, calm lake, surrounded by lush greenery that seems untouched by the passing of time. Umm, the air is heavy with the scent of jasmine and the sound of gentle lapping of water against the shore creates a soothing melody. The sky above is a brilliant blue, with the sun shining brightly at its zenith, and for some reason, the statue is slowly absorbing the surrounding water, like it's being drawn into its crystalline structure, without disturbing the surrounding environment. A small, levitating Wu-Tang Clan vinyl record spins silently near the statue's base.