The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A dilapidated waterslide extends out of a massive, hollowed-out asteroid, like, slowly rotating in space. Umm, water's somehow still flowing through it, creating this eerie mist that's freezing into tiny ice crystals as it hits the vacuum of space. The air - or, I guess, lack of it - feels charged with static electricity, making the ice crystals stick to the asteroid's surface in weird, geometric patterns. A partially disassembled Tesla Roadster is lodged at the bottom of the waterslide, its headlights still shining bright despite being in the middle of space.