The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Like, I see hundreds of beat-up Peloton exercise bikes stacked haphazardly on top of each other in the middle of a huge, dry lakebed. Uh, it's really sunny and the air's pretty still, with just a hint of that salty smell you get when it hasn't rained in a while. The bikes' screens are all somehow showing a never-ending livestream of the Twitter feeds of various DAOs, their characters scrolling by super fast, and, umm, somehow one of the exercise bikes is currently mining Bitcoin at an insane rate, judging from the impossible-to-read scrolling numbers on its display.