The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Fucking intense sunlight's scorching the inside of a massive, hollowed-out asteroid, its interior surface etched with a glitch-art representation of the Ethereum blockchain's transaction history. Like, the air's thick with the stench of decay and burning circuitry, and a swarm of cybernetically enhanced, bioluminescent wasps are constructing a twisted, three-dimensional model of the 4chan logo using what appears to be molten, liquid metal. The asteroid's somehow rotating around a stationary, pulsating beam of light that's tearing apart the surrounding space-time continuum, creating a localized gravitational wave. Umm, the wasps are totally unfazed.