The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a bloodied Bitcoin ATM's somehow been grafted into a giant, still-beating squid's corpse, like, spilling entrails all over the seafloor... its tentacles are wrapped around a bunch of crushed server racks and GPUs. The air's thick with humidity and the smell of rotting fish, and the water's murky with oil slicks. The squid's body's slowly inflating like a balloon, despite the crushing pressure this deep underwater, and a scrolling LED display embedded in its flesh is displaying a /biz/ thread about Ethereum's price plummeting.