The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gargantuan crystal formations, like... uh, they're sprouting from the ground in every direction, casting a maze of rainbow-colored shadows across the searing hot sand of a massive, desert canyon system on some alien world. The air's thick with an otherworldly, pungent scent that's making my head spin, and it's heavy with an electric charge, crackling with energy as the dual suns beat down from directly overhead. Water's flowing upward from the crystal formations, defying gravity to merge into iridescent, gelatinous blobs that are hovering just above the ground, pulsing in sync with the hum of... umm, what sounds like a million buffering YouTube videos echoing off the canyon walls.