The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Water's splashing from the base of a colossal, metallic fountain that seems to be embedded in the surface of a comet's nucleus, like, somehow defying the microgravity and the icy environment. The air's thin and the sunlight's harsh, with the comet's tail stretching out behind it, a blindingly bright haze of ionized gas. A bunch of those 3D, ASCII art cat statues are scattered across the comet's surface, somehow not getting blown away or melting from the comet's intense radiation. The sound of an unending, buffering video is echoing off the comet's surface.