The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Shattered LED screens blanket the surface of a vast, crystalline cave system, reflecting the eerie blue glow of a hovering storm cloud. Umm, the air's heavy with static electricity, making my skin feel like a balloon, as a steady stream of cat videos and ancient memes streams across the broken screens, casting an otherworldly light on the surrounding crystals. It's drizzling a fine mist of what smells like transmission fluid, and in the center of the cave, a colossal stone statue of a cicada looms, radiating an intense heat that seems to be rebooting the screens in a perpetual cycle.