The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A half-destroyed, abandoned particle accelerator lies before a sheer rock face, like, covered in tendril-etched warning signs in five different languages, including what looks like an alien script. Umm, air's crisp and metallic-tasting, with a smell of burned wires and ozone lingering near the broken equipment, and it feels like a late morning storm is brewing, judging by the darkening sky above. Meanwhile, glitchy 4chan tabs seem to be projected directly onto the nearby rocks, showing /x/ board threads about secret NASA moonbases, and one of them's displaying a NASA internal memo claiming the Mars Curiosity Rover discovered a still-functional, ancient reactor beneath the Martian surface.