The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, sunlight filters down through the grime-covered skylights above a huge, abandoned Costco warehouse. Shelves stacked with bulk packs of dog food and Kirkland Signature snacks stretch out in every direction, but somehow all the prices are listed in Bitcoin. The air is stale, like it's been trapped in here for years, but the smell of fresh hot dogs wafts from the empty food court. Outside, the sky looks like a weird, hazy mix of gray and brown, with the sun hanging low in the west, and somehow a massive Dogecoin logo is painted across the moon.