DX01: SINGULARITY 01517

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Like, massive solar panels stretch across the surface of this frozen asteroid, casting long shadows from the setting sun. Umm, the air's pretty much vacuum-level empty, but there's this faint smell of burned plastic wafting through, and it's freaking weird. A constant stream of Twitter notifications is echoing through the void, discussing cryptocurrency scams and Elon Musk's latest tweetstorms, and... somehow, a bunch of SpaceX Starlink satellites are embedded directly into the asteroid's surface, their antennae pointed outwards like skeletal fingers.