The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A dilapidated, Soviet-era research submarine is half-buried in the center of a massive impact crater, its steel hull twisted and crushed from some catastrophic event. The air is thick with the smell of smoke and burned wiring, and the sky above is this deep, bloody red, like... it's not even sunrise yet, but the stars are already visible. Snowflakes are falling upwards, accumulating on the submarine's surface as this... this weird, pulsating mist rises from the crater's edge, and somehow, the sound of a SpaceX livestream is echoing off the crater's walls, discussing the finer points of terraforming Mars.