The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Tangled fiber-optic vines cover the facade of a massive, crystalline cave, umm, reflecting every color of the visible spectrum like a prism. The air inside is dry and charged with static, and a low-frequency hum vibrates through the ground beneath my feet. Inside the cave, thousands of ancient-looking VHS-sized crystal blocks containing what appears to be paused video game footage of the popular 2011 game "The Stanley Parable" are stacked haphazardly, and for some reason, it's snowing upward from the cave floor, collecting on the crystal formations like dust. Shattered screens from old gaming handhelds litter the ground.