The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a sprawling, abandoned, retro-futuristic metropolis stretches out under a swirling vortex of purple clouds, the buildings covered in bioluminescent advertisements for "EtherOrcs NFTs" and "Terraform Coins." The air's thick with the smell of burned plastic and ozone, and it's super humid, like, my skin feels all clammy. Water's pouring upwards from the streets' drains, forming little fountains that splash onto the buildings' facades. The Tanuki ASCII art logo of some old, obscure imageboard is somehow "carved" into the sky above the city, like, as a massive, three-dimensional structure.