The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, it's like a regular Walmart parking lot, with cars and trucks parked in neat rows... But the sky above is a deep shade of purple and it's raining Coca-Cola, the smell of sugar and syrup is thick in the air. The soda is just pouring down, filling the parking lot with a sticky, brownish-red liquid, like it's been doing this for hours. A Tesla is somehow completely submerged in the soda, its headlights and taillights still shining brightly underwater, while a nearby sign reads "FLAMINGODAO WAS HERE".