The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a mangled squid carcass is draped over the twisted wreckage of a roller coaster in the middle of a frozen, abandoned theme park... the air's heavy with the stench of decay and there's a weird, electric charge hanging over everything, like before a thunderstorm. A swarm of bioluminescent flies are buzzing around the squid's entrails, etching a scrolling feed of Ethereum transaction hashes into the nearby funhouse mirrors. The mirrors seem to be somehow projecting a 3D hologram of the Ethereum-branded server from the airstrip, lodged in the maw of the mechanical serpent.