The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Molten circuit boards are oozing like lava from a kilometer-wide, hollowed-out maggot carcass. The air's heavy with the stench of burning plastic and ozone-free refrigerant, and the light from the surrounding explosion of fiber optic cables casts an eerie blue glow on the twisted metal landscape. Umm, it looks like the maggot's body is somehow being used as a makeshift cooling system for the surrounding Ethereum-branded cryptocurrency mining rigs, which are etching 4chan memes into the walls of the cavern in real-time. It's pissing down a thick, black rain that smells like burnt oil.