The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, ravaged catamarans and shattered jet skis litter a murky, polluted lake's surface, as massive, Ethereum-branded mining rigs somehow integrated into the twisted wreckage spew out a stream of cryptocurrency and memes onto the surrounding water. Like, the air's thick with the smell of gasoline and burned wiring, and the sky above is a hazy, orange-brown from the lingering smoke of a nearby wildfire that's somehow being fueled by an endless stream of pizzas materializing out of thin air and dropping into the inferno. The water itself seems to be boiling, as if something enormous is moving just beneath the surface.