The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, sunlight's blazing through the windows of some kind of derelict, futuristic observatory, the air thick with the smell of ozone-free electronics and fresh concrete. The massive, crystalline lens of a giant telescope is reflecting a Reddit thread about "Roko's Basilisk" as the machinery around it whirs to life, somehow physically altering the positions of stars outside in the mid-morning sky. Outside, a waterfall is flowing upwards into a nearby lake, its surface reflecting an endless scroll of cryptocurrency ticker symbols like it's a webpage.