The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, mangled YouTube creator awards are scattered all over a blood-soaked, industrial-scale pig slaughterhouse, like, the walls and equipment are smeared with some kind of sentient, pulsing meat paste that's reflecting clips of viral TikTok dance challenges. The air's thick with the smell of rot and death, and it's hard to breathe due to the high humidity and fine, aerosolized mist of what looks like rendered pork fat hanging low over the carnage. A nearby vat of bubbling, acidic liquid is somehow converting raw pig carcasses into functional cryptocurrency mining rigs, their GPUs and circuit boards extruding from the meat like bone growths.