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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, a massive, abandoned rollercoaster's half-submerged in a lake of bubbling, rainbow-colored oil that's somehow perfectly replicating the gradient map of a default Adobe Photoshop install. The air's thick with the smell of burned rubber and there's this high-pitched whine, like a GPU fan spinning out of control, causing the rollercoaster's metal latticework to shudder and creak. Above, a vortex of clouds is mirroring the shape of the Sephirot from the Kabbalistic Tree of Life. The oil's surface is dotted with patches of iridescent sheen that seem to be streaming Twitch clips of Dark Souls speedruns.