The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, massive crystalline outcroppings are jutting out from the interior of a hollowed-out, kilometer-long asteroid like they're the asteroid's bone structure. The air's got a sharp, metallic smell and the hum of machinery's echoing through every molecule, causing the asteroid's axis to subtly wobble... it's about mid-morning judging from the faint sunlight filtering through the asteroid's cracks. Schools of bioluminescent fish are swimming through the asteroid's empty spaces, leaving trails of glittering stardust in their wake, and for some reason, the fish seem to be reenacting the Discord logs of a notorious 4chan ARG from 2015.