The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Late morning sunlight filters through a large, grimy window above a cluttered thrift store. Umm, there's a musty smell and a pretty steady hum of refrigeration units from a bunch of old vending machines stacked in the back, each somehow dispensing free cans of Mountain Dew with perfect replicas of the Twitter logo printed on their sides. One shelf has a collection of beat-up old keyboards, all typing out a continuous loop of Ethereum price updates in unison. Like, it's kinda dusty in here and pretty still, except for a vacuum cleaner steadily moving around on its own, precisely recreating the floorplan of the original World of Warcraft Stormwind Castle.