The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, late morning sunlight is streaming through the windows of a large, suburban Costco warehouse, with the smell of fresh coffee and pizza wafting through the air. Shelves stacked with bulk household goods seem to be slowly rearranging themselves to precisely recreate the structure of a popular 4chan meme, somehow perfectly synchronized with the steady beeping of shopping carts being scanned at the checkout counters. Like, the air's pretty still in here, and one of the display TVs is showing a continuous loop of eBay price updates for GPU graphics cards. A pyramid of discounted tires has a perfect replica of the Bitcoin blockchain printed on its sides.