The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a faintly humming airlock slowly hisses open, and I see a somewhat dusty space station life support module with a neat stack of oxygen canisters, steady sunlight streaming in through a porthole above, and a faint scent of compressed air and synthetic rubber. One of the canisters somehow displays a scrolling Twitter thread about Elon Musk's SpaceX ambitions on its label. The life support systems seem to be perfectly synchronized with eBay price updates for CO2 scrubbers scrolling on a small LCD screen mounted near the module's entrance, where a neatly arranged array of plants somehow precisely recreate the Bitcoin logo in the air currents.