The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Late morning sunlight filters through the stained-glass dome above a large, empty indoor swimming pool. The air smells like chlorine, and it's pretty humid in here. Like, the pool's water level is steadily rising and falling to perfectly recreate the current price chart of Ethereum, and one of the lane dividers is somehow displaying the exact text of a popular Twitter thread about NFT market trends. A steady hum of pool pumps and filters fills the air, somehow perfectly synchronized with eBay price updates for swim goggles scrolling on a small LCD screen mounted near the pool entrance.