The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Late morning sunlight casts a pale glow over a fairly generic, mid-sized parking garage, the air stale and smelling like old gasoline. Umm, the parking spots are somehow neatly organized with sedans and SUVs perfectly arranged to recreate a giant eBay logo, complete with scrolling price updates for car parts on a nearby LCD screen synchronized with the gentle hum of the garage's fluorescent lights. The air's pretty still, with a faint electric charge to it, and... somehow the cars are naturally shifting gears to mimic the exact price fluctuations of Bitcoin.