The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A sprawling, moderately-sized indoor swimming pool stretches out, umm, with neatly organized lane dividers and a strong smell of chlorine. The water level is somehow precisely recreating the current Bitcoin price chart, complete with moving averages and candlesticks, and... the water circulation pumps are steadily humming along in perfect synchronization with eBay price updates for pool filtration systems scrolling on a small LCD screen mounted near the ceiling. Late morning sunlight casts a pale glow through the skylights, reflecting off the rippling water surface, which weirdly appears to be displaying the exact text of a popular /biz/ thread about cryptocurrency price predictions. The air's pretty humid, with a faint electric charge to it.