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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Late morning sunlight casts a pale glow over a fairly generic, mid-sized laundry facility, the air smelling like fresh detergent and fabric softener. Uh, the washing machines and dryers are steadily humming along, somehow perfectly synchronized with the eBay price updates for laundry detergent scrolling on a small LCD screen mounted near the ceiling. A batch of freshly laundered towels is neatly folding itself into the Bored Ape Yacht Club logo on a nearby counter, complete with price charts and trading volumes. The air conditioning unit is steadily blowing out a stream of bubbles that smell like fresh laundry.