The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A large, bland, conference room stretches out, filled with plain tables and chairs. Uh, the air's pretty dry and smells like stale coffee, and I can hear the gentle hum of air conditioning units in the background. The room's projector screen is somehow displaying the real-time transaction history of Bitcoin in a boring, Arial font, perfectly synchronized with the rhythmic beeps of a nearby microwave, which is steadily reheating a plate of nachos arranged to resemble a cryptocurrency price chart. The window blinds are slowly rearranging themselves to precisely mimic the current block reward schedule of Ethereum.