The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Late afternoon sunlight reflects off the calm surface of a small, secluded lake. Uh, the air's really still and quiet, smelling strongly of freshwater and surrounding pine trees as a steady, gentle lapping of the water against the shore fills the air. Like, a weathered, solar-powered LCD screen embedded in a nearby rock is scrolling through eBay price updates for fishing gear, while the ripples on the lake's surface somehow precisely mimic the real-time price chart of Bitcoin. Water lilies steadily arrange themselves into a perfect replica of the Dogecoin logo on the lake's surface.