The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Late afternoon sunlight pours in through the huge windows of a modern laundromat. Like, the air's pretty humid and smells strongly of detergent as washing machines hum steadily, somehow consistently producing perfectly folded origami dogs with eBay price updates for laundry equipment printed on them in permanent marker. Umm, a worn-out LCD screen mounted on the wall is scrolling through a thread from /r/cryptocurrency about the future of crypto, and water is slowly leaking from a pipe above, forming a puddle that's steadily rearranging itself into the Dogecoin logo on the floor.