The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A semi-abandoned FedEx cargo plane is somehow lodged in the middle of a vast, shallow lake, the sun reflecting off its dented metal body. Umm, the air is pretty still and smells like diesel fuel and algae. A conveyor belt somehow extends from the plane's cargo hold, moving crates of what looks like old mining GPUs and eBay-branded merchandise across the lake's calm surface. Like, a Bitcoin ATM is somehow embedded in the plane's cockpit, displaying a scrolling feed of Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT prices as a blimp branded with the 4chan /biz/ logo flies lazily overhead.