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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A sleek, automated vacuum cleaner somehow moves on its own across the reflective surface of a vast, empty ice skating rink, the cold air crisp and still. Like, the sound of Joe Rogan's podcast discussing Dogecoin echoes from the rink's speakers, which are embedded in the ice itself. Umm, a small LED ticker above the rink's entrance displays scrolling eBay listings for rare Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs as a Bitcoin ATM sits atop a nearby stack of hockey gear. The rink's Zamboni machine, somehow fueled by crushed Xbox controllers, is driving by, leaving a trail of resurfaced ice.