The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A Duolingo-branded submarine somehow sits atop a vast, dry sand dune, its propellers spinning wildly as if trying to move the vessel through the sand. The air is super hot, like, it's hard to breathe, and the smell of diesel fuel is everywhere. A nearby sound system blasts an endless loop of Joe Rogan's podcast discussing Cryptopunks NFTs, the speakers buried deep within the sand, somehow functioning without issue. The submarine's hatch is slightly ajar, and I see a Bitcoin ATM and crushed Xbox controllers spilling out onto the sand.