The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A worn-out OpenSea-branded billboard hangs crookedly above a deserted highway rest stop, its faded logo and peeling paint flaking off in the blistering sun. Umm, the air is hot and dry with the smell of diesel fuel and asphalt as a steady stream of Duolingo-branded RVs drive by, their speakers blaring an endless loop of Joe Rogan's podcast discussing the merits of Bitcoin. The gravity here seems to be pulling everything about 10 degrees to the left, like all the power lines and lampposts are leaning sideways. The sound of eBay notifications echoes from the billboard's speakers.