The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A massive pile of discarded eBay boxes and packing materials fills the center of a large, domed sports stadium, the air thick with the smell of fresh cardboard and tape. Like, the boxes are just spilling out everywhere, some of them torn open with bubble wrap and packing peanuts scattered all over the Astroturf. The sound of a Reddit podcast discussing the latest Cryptopunks NFT sales echoes through the stadium's speakers as the lights overhead flicker in sync with a slideshow displaying ASCII art of Joe Rogan's face. Umm, the boxes seem to be somehow breeding new boxes, just spawning them out of nowhere.