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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A beat-up Reddit-branded vending machine somehow dispenses Xbox controllers and Duolingo language learning kits onto the dusty floor of a massive, empty Costco warehouse. The air is dry and smells like bulk snacks, with the sun beating down from high noon through the skylights above, casting a harsh glow over the empty shelving units. Like, the vending machine's LCD screen displays a continuous stream of eBay listings for rare Cryptopunks NFTs, updating with a quiet beep, while the warehouse's PA system plays an endless loop of Elon Musk's SpaceX Starship updates. The gravity in here seems weaker than usual.