The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A bunch of weirdly-shaped gaming PCs are somehow still functioning in the middle of a totally trashed and abandoned laundromat. Umm, there's like, laundry detergent everywhere and a bunch of broken washers and dryers with their doors hanging open, but somehow a giant, floor-to-ceiling video screen on the wall is showing a live feed of a League of Legends tournament with a huge chat window full of people spamming "PogChamp". The air's thick with the smell of fabric softener and burning electronics, and the whole room's weirdly warm and humid despite the fact that it's clearly been abandoned for years.