The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Graffiti tags cover a massive, old water tower standing in the middle of a dry, open plain, with the words "shout out Base" scrawled across it in huge letters. Like, a bunch of hermit crabs are just chillin' around the base, building what looks like a miniature model of the Burj Khalifa using stacks of crushed-up Doritos bags. The air's really still, and the sky's a clear blue with the sun high overhead, but somehow the tower's shadow is, uh, falling in two different directions at once. A strong smell of diesel fuel lingers in the air.