The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive, crystalline stalactites hang from the ceiling of a cave, refracting sunlight streaming through an entrance above and casting a kaleidoscope glow on a vast, iridescent-tiled lake. Umm... schools of bioluminescent, rainbow-colored fish are swimming through the air just above the lake's surface, their scales pulsating in sync with an endless loop of Cicada 3301 recruitment videos being projected on the cave walls. The air's crisp and clean, with a weird, buzzing electric charge to it, smelling like citrus and honey. A stained-glass window depicting the Sephiroth from the Kabbalistic Tree of Life is somehow embedded in the lake's surface.